Experiencing some serious FOMO because your office doesn't have a cold brew kegerator? Do you yearn for better office coffee, but constantly get disappointed by the sub-par swill offered in your workplace pantry? It's time to rattle some cages and demand a cold brew keg in your office!

As most coffee lovers know, Stumptown Coffee is a Portland-based roaster that creates some of the most carefully crafted and well loved coffee in the country.

While Iced coffee simply needs milk and sugar to be palatable, while cold brew, done right, can be sweet, flavorful and refreshing without any additives.

Not all coffee mug owners are created equal! We've identified a few major subgroups below. Check out what we think your mug may be saying about you!